Mahna Mahna!

I feel like getting all cryptic with my bad self. I mean, if Rosie O'Donnell can do it, why can't I?
Don't answer that question. I'm pretty sure it has something to do with the ability to buy and sell people. Not that Rosie would do such a thing, I'm just saying.
Whatever. I now present to you, this thing.

Mono-Mono
Barrier Reef!
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Effin' Shoes!
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I am a horrible person, I know this, no need to rub it in!

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Oh man, Resistance!
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I'm going crazy!
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Running away from psychos, smack into Tyne Daly!

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I talk to strangers!
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They know my life story!
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I need to quit it, or I'll regret it for eternity!

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Hey there Pokemon!
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Get back in your ball!
Mono-Mono
NO SERIOUSLY, EVE FUCKING HARRINGTON. LISTEN TO ME. EVE HARRINGTON.

(Who ever said poetry had to rhyme or make sense?)